Those pesky homelss people. They just won't go away. This leaves the blue blooded residents of Columbia in a snit because they can't stand to see the homeless. It ruins a good ride in the B'mer.
City council can't eradicate the homeless. Moving them over to Cayce seens like a good idea because really, what is Cayce anyway? It's a refined version of a corn field. The homeless would fit in so well.
The next problem Columbia faces is getting the homelss out of Finlay Park. Known for it's beauty and people urinating in the bushes, the park is the de facto headquarters of the Homeless Coalition. Again, wouldn't Cayce be a great spot?
The only thing left to do is actually care for the homeless. Hahahahahaahha. Yeah, Columbia residents laugh at that too.
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