Man Jumps From Bridge, Meets Friend, Declines Offer To Join MENSA

A rocket scientist leaped from a bridge in Columbia, SC in order to catch up with a friend who was in the river below. (This is true - see the article at TheState)

Emergency workers were sent in to the river to look for the man after people reported seeing a man jump into the river. After risking their lives emergency workers were notified the man was actually at home. He jumped in the river to see a friend, got gas, and departed.

Cracked Columbia was able to to snap a photograph of the one time physics major just as he left the water. Here he is, below.